1. You have a free and endless supply of used tennis balls.
2. You have been dreaming of giving up your luxury home and life of leisure to move to a sheep farm.
3. Your eyesight is good enough at night to avoid falling into latest excavations in the yard.
4. You are hyper-active and have never been treated for it.
5. You love spending all of your free time outside playing with your dog.
6. You don't object to have a dog that is smarter than you.
7. Your rocking chair is broken and can't be fixed.
8. You find sleeping an annoyance.
9. You have no objection to being stared at.
10. You've always dreamed of appearing on the Late Show With David Letterman's "Stupid Pet Tricks".
(Score 1 point for each yes answer. If you score 8 and above, start looking for your pup)
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